ENTRY #001CLASS: FARMER

Dale
The Farmer
- Breed
- Optimist
- Feeds
- The future
★★★★★"That ain't feed, Dale."— Earl, neighbor
★★★★★"They seem to like it."— Dale, farmer
★★★★★"Mine hum hymns at night."— a concerned neighbor
★☆☆☆☆"Down with Dale."— a sign
IN THE HEARTLAND, ONE FARMER FOUND A NEW KIND OF FEED
"KEEP ON SLOPPIN' IN THE FREE WORLD" · WALT & THE PORCH BAND
CAST, AS REGISTERED WITH THE COUNTY FAIR BOARD






THE CO-OP'S VERY OWN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. EARL HATES IT.
FARM GPT is a scripted bit, not a real AI. It cannot sell you anything.
PRESS, PARTNERS, HOG OWNERS: